"Aye boy, I just got that new iPhone. It even got an app that destroy all opps."
TURNS OUT IT'S REAL
The App to Destroy All Opps
Blitz is the real app to destroy all opps. Tell it what's blocking you. It breaks your obstacles into quests. You clear them one by one. Opps destroyed.
How to Destroy All Opps
IDENTIFY TARGET
Lock onto your opp. Tell us what's blocking you. The AI scans and analyzes the threat level.
BREAK IT DOWN
Blitz turns your opp into quests. Small, actionable steps. No obstacle survives fragmentation.
CLEAR QUESTS
Complete quests one by one. Each checkoff fills your progress. Watch the opp weaken.
OPP DESTROYED
Mission complete. That opp is gone. Level up. Find your next obstacle to clear.
What Are Opps? Why Destroy Them?
In the viral "aye boy, I just got that new iPhone" meme, "opps" means enemies or opposition. But in the app to destroy all opps, your real opps aren't people—they're the obstacles blocking your goals:
- That project you keep putting off
- The 47 unread emails
- The habit you can't seem to build
- The idea that stays "just an idea"
- The deadline that keeps getting closer
Blitz is the app that takes any opp—no matter how big or vague—and turns it into clear, actionable quests you can actually complete.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is "destroy all opps"?
"Destroy all opps" comes from a viral meme originating from "The Black OddParents" parody video where a character says "Aye boy, I just got that new iPhone. It even got an app that destroy all opps." The clip went viral in late 2025 and became a popular format for expressing the fantasy of instantly removing problems or obstacles from your life.
Is there actually an app to destroy all opps?
Now there is. Blitz is a real productivity app that takes the meme's concept—instantly eliminating what's blocking you—and makes it practical. You tell Blitz what's in your way (your "opp"), and it uses on-device AI to break it down into manageable quests you can actually complete.
What does "opps" mean?
"Opps" is slang for "opposition" or "opponents"—originally used in hip-hop/street contexts to mean rivals or enemies. In the meme (and in Blitz), it's expanded to mean anything that's against you: procrastination, overwhelming tasks, bad habits, that deadline you're avoiding, or any obstacle blocking your goals.
How does Blitz work?
1. Tell Blitz your opp (whatever's blocking you)
2. Blitz asks clarifying questions to understand it fully
3. AI breaks your opp into small, actionable quests
4. You complete quests one by one
5. Opp destroyed. You level up. Repeat.
Is Blitz private?
100%. Blitz uses on-device AI (Foundation Models on iOS 26+), which means your opps never leave your phone. No cloud processing, no data collection, no one seeing your goals or struggles but you. Your destruction is private.
When is Blitz launching?
Blitz is coming to iPhone first. Join the waitlist to get notified the moment it drops and be among the first to start destroying your opps.
Where does "aye boy I just got that new iPhone" come from?
The quote "Aye boy, I just got that new iPhone. It even got an app that destroy all opps" comes from "The Black OddParents" - a comedic parody video that reimagines Fairly OddParents characters. The clip was originally uploaded in January 2020 and went viral again in late 2025 on X (Twitter) and Instagram Reels, becoming a popular meme template.
Is this the original destroy all opps app?
Yes. People searching for "destroy all apps original" are looking for the real thing - and Blitz is it. We built an actual app that takes the meme's concept and makes it real: identify your opps (obstacles), break them into quests, and destroy them one by one.
Is Blitz available on Android?
Blitz is launching on iPhone first (iOS). Android version is planned for later. Join the waitlist and we'll notify you when Android becomes available.
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